i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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