I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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