But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
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Goodbee
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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