There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Your penis caused this!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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