Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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