just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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