sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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