I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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