Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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