I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
