i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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