I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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