NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
no you cant smoke seaweed
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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