And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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