he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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