I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
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