Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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