I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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