talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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