Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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