i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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