office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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