I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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