I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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