And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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