OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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