it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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