I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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