im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
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I wish there were birth control emojis
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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