careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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