His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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