Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
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