hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
she peed on how many people?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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