No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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