I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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