ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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