did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
4 words: hood of his car
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Randomize
