No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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