Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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