im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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