I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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