I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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