I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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