If i come over, it means nothing
Buhtt sex?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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