Sry I called you an 8
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i was born a porn star she said
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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