Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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