Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Congratulations! We have a period
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