don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize
