Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Randomize