its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I have fence marks all over my body
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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