I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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