my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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