i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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