her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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